The Euroleague Factbook

MANTAS KALNIETIS FACTS

• Kalnietis can write 280 words in one twitter post.
• Kalnietis had two babies today. His and Kaka’s.
• Mantas Kalnietis can lift up Watson with 1 finger. All 110 kilos of him.
• Mantas Kalnietis doesn’t have dreams, he has achieved everything he could possibly have. He also literally doesn’t dream.
• Mantas Kalnietis gives the lead to Zalgiris with a fast break dunk.
• Mantas Kalnietis has 10 Mantas Kalnietises in his Euroleague Fantasy team.
• Mantas Kalnietis can accelerate faster than CERN collider.
• Kalnietis will hire Zeljko Obradovic as his assistant when he becomes a coach.
• Mantas Kalnietis can block Boban Marjanovic without even jumping.
• Kalnietis can fill a whole TV screen with his forehead. [by SJ / @inthegamebasket]
• Kalnietis can tie his shoes with his feet.

GIEDRIUS GUSTAS FACTS

• Giedrius Gustas is the real Yellow Power Ranger.
• Giedrius Gustas makes old people take off their red underwear.
• Giedrius Gustas is a real badass.

MARTYNAS POCIUS FACTS

• Martynas Pocius’ dog only eats cat food.
• Martynas Pocius puts all his eggs in one basket.

OMAR COOK FACTS

• Omar Cook can cook minute rice in 30 seconds.
• Omar Cook is the single real MonteNEGRIN.
• Omar Cook can fill a full 42″ HD TV screen with his forehead.

SOFOKLIS SCHORTSANITIS FACTS 

• UN Aid air-drops food every day to Big Sofo house.
• When Big Sofo goes to a fast food place, his order is ready before he walks in.

 MIKE BATISTE FACTS

• An autograph from Mike Batiste is a stomp to the head. Ozbolt was the latest lucky one to get it.

KENNY GREGORY FACTS

• Gregory is such a good scorer that he can’t miss a free throw even if he wants to.